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Jabba		Joke.	09-08-2012 @ 14:20
and the winning number is... 88! Member 647, 2048 posts SQ 222.5, BP 152.5, DL 242.5 617.5 kgs @ 136kgs UnEq	I was suddenly awoken with a blow job this morning. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open

drew2		...	09-08-2012 @ 16:45
drew too Member 2696, 245 posts	I was out walking my dog last night when an old granny shouted "You make sure you pick that sht up!" "Calm down for fks sake" I shouted back "Let me wipe my ase first"

shanejer		...	09-08-2012 @ 16:48
Member 1307, 14110 posts SQ 355, BP 240, DL 370 965.0 kgs @ 102kgs UnEq

VanillaGorilla		...	09-08-2012 @ 16:49
the UK's leading expert in bio mechanics Member 1973, 7379 posts	My neighbour knocked on my door at 0230 this morning, can you believe it?! Banging on my door at HALF PAST f**kING TWO IN THE MORNING!!! Luckily I was up playing my drums at the time.

slimsim		...	09-08-2012 @ 16:50
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6050 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225 550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	Jabba said:I was suddenly awoken with a blow job this morning. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open yes, I did lol at it!! Another one of yours..... Just lost the first leg of the world foreskin tugging championships but I think I can pull it back!

Jabba		...	09-08-2012 @ 18:32
and the winning number is... 88! Member 647, 2048 posts SQ 222.5, BP 152.5, DL 242.5 617.5 kgs @ 136kgs UnEq	Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow..... "Oh,said the presenter, this is a very fine work by a famous taxidermist. Do you know what they would fetch if they were in good condition ?" "Sticks" Paddy replied. Got thrown out of the chemist today. I asked the pretty young female assistant "Do you take it up the arse or do you swallow?" Still don't know what to do with these suppositories

Fatpete		...	09-08-2012 @ 19:33
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17867 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300 827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq	An englishman, irishman, welshman, scotsman, a dane, a finn, a norwegian, a swede, a belgian, a frenchman, a german, an american, a canadian, an australian, a mongolian, a malaysian, a cambodian, a vietnamese, a new zealander, a peruvian, a chilean and an argentine all walk into a bar. Barman says "sorry lads, can't serve you without a Thai"

drew2		...	09-08-2012 @ 19:46
drew too Member 2696, 245 posts	I am now the world champion for holding your breathe under water. It all started at the local swimming pool when a young girl shouted "Thats him over there Dad!" My mates wife left him a few days ago, she said she was going to fetch a pint of milk and never came back. I said to him "I'm sorry to hear that mate, how are you coping", he said "It's ok, I'm using that powdered stuff"

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